Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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