I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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