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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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