She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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