Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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