Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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