It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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