I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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