plz talk dirty to me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Boobs are out for the taking
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
