Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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