Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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