No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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