I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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