Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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