I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
