I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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