If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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