similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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