He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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