So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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