The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
whose parrot is this?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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