Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
