So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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