I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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