dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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