You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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