Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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