actually, I'm a sock model
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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