I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
