dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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