you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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