I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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