just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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