i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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