My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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