the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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