yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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