you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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