I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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