Whod you bang
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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