Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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