Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
this hospital has no fireball
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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