If i could tip my vagina, i would.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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