My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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