It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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