its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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