found the other keg... it's in the tree
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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