Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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