I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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