um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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